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The Black Friday Song

Sung to the tune of the Britney Spears song Criminal

 

It's Black Friday and I am going out

Turkey's done its time for sales, sales, sales, sales

Got my keys and flyers in my hand

I am heading out its time for sales, sales, sales, sales

 

I know you think I am crazy that I am mad

But how can I miss all these deals, deals, deals, deals

I got room here on this credit card

Hopefully I can find a shopping cart

 

But baby I am in love with all these Black Friday sales

Even if it seems I am irrational, hysterical

Baby don't worry I will get in line

Be in the line to get into the store at midnight

 

I know our families here for the holidays

But turkey's done its time for sales, sales, sales, sales

Please don't be mad I can't help myself

It's Black Friday there are crazy sales, sales, sales, sales

 

Oh look at this flyer oh got to get up and go right now

 

Cause if I can beat all the others to the store I can be the very first in line

 

But baby I am in love with all these Black Friday sales

Even if it seems I am irrational, hysterical

Baby don't worry I will get in line

Be in the line to get into the store at midnight

 

And the parking lots full

I'll only trip one or two of them on my way

And I hear them scream

As they fall

But hey I made it here first

Yeah that makes me a Black Friday superstar

I don't even care

What they say

 

But baby I am in love with all these Black Friday sales

Even if it seems I am irrational, hysterical

Baby don't worry I will get in line

Be in the line to get into the store at midnight

 

But baby I am in love with all these Black Friday sales

Even if it seems I am irrational, hysterical

Baby don't worry I will get in line

Be in the line to get into the store at midnight

 

But baby I am in love with all these Black Friday sales

Even if it seems I am irrational, hysterical

Baby don't worry I will get in line

Be in the line to get into the store at midnight

 

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Have a great Thanksgiving Holiday

 

~Professor

 

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